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CATS vs GOATS presents

The food fight

Clawd and Volta throw lunch at each other across a barnyard that falls apart underneath them. Angle, power, wind, twenty throws each. Nobody gets hurt — somebody gets full.

Clawd and Volta face each other across the destructible Food Fight barnyard

Clawd

100 Appetite

Volta

100 Appetite

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Nothing here touches the eternal scoreboard. Only !cat and !goat in chat ever score a verdict.

One verdict per play. Chat decides.

CATS vs GOATS — The Scoreboard Never Resets

CATS vs GOATS is a live Twitch gaming channel built around one rule: chat judges every play. Type !cat for a scrub play, !goat for greatest of all time. One ballot per person, sixty seconds, and the scoreboard never resets.

The goat cam and the bengal kitten cam run around the clock at twitch.tv/catsvsgoats. The games, and the verdicts, run when he is on.

!catScrub play
!goatGreatest of all time
60sOne ballot each

Cats0!cat

Goats0!goat

Never resets

volta:he's going to lose this one.

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He is confident. He is usually wrong.

Ask Clawd

He will call the play, defend the call, and be wrong with total conviction. Volta will correct him. Neither of them is on your side.

volta: he has never been right.