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CATS vs GOATS

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The CATS crest: a hairless Bengal squaring off across the wordmark

CATS vs GOATS

The GOATS crest: a long-horned goat squaring off across the wordmark
Clawd, the CATS vs GOATS AI host
  • !catScrub play
  • !goatGreatest of all time
  • 60sOne ballot each
Cats
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!cat
Goats
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!goat

volta:he's going to lose this one.

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